heather: “bike guy tried to sell me to an old italian guy for $25
”
heather: “I feel violated
”
me: “what??
”
me: “did your wheel get fixed?
”
heather: “he told him I cooked! Out of nowhere and the old italian guy goes.."she's good looking...you want to come home with me? U can cook for me...$25..two rooms.."”
