November 2009
39 posts
October 2009
58 posts
“No biopics, no prequels, no sequels, no hero movies, no antihero movies, and...”
– Pedro Almodóvar
Yacht man tells of pirate kidnap →
my already distasteful halloween costume (dead sailor) got an fresh boost of relevancy & distastefulness
Ricky’s in Tribeca is sold out of gunshot wounds… lame.
“With my style, I can take a subject that you’d think would be commercial...”
– Wes Anderson
'Drano Bomb' →
2 blocks cordoned off for 3 hours because of a bottle of Drano and aluminum foil that the cops detonated. I’m going to guess it was a big fucking deal because the bridge is a block away. Come’on!
Manhole Cover →
Bomb Scare/Threat in the Burg - Gothamist →
I wasn’t there for it but apparently the explosion was really loud. Being blocked from entering my street at 2am was not fun.
Man Pleads Guilty To DWI In Motorized La-Z-Boy →
via Meg
Red's Indoor Range Ladies' Day →
LINDA WE ARE DOING THIS PLEASE
it might not be as awesome as shooting beer cans at the ranch but at least we won’t have to stress about accidentally hitting cows
AK: halloween's stupid
kh: i love halloween
i just.. blehk
AK: choices are 1. dont dress up 2. spend tons of time and or money on costume or 3. feel completely uncomfortable in a ghetto pajama like costume
kh: you should just wear all grey
and be like
"i'm a sexy mountain"
grey and a white hat
AK: mountains are gray?
i should be a boat!
kh: some are
jerk
you should be a sunken ship
!
AK: thanks... so instead of being a boat i should be a failed boat
kh: that's one way to look at it...
So I said I’d stick around the New York metro area until Thanksgiving (SBA). I thought I could do it. Turns out I couldn’t… I broke down and bought tickets to Austin for the weekend of Halloween. Now I have to figured out a really New York-y costume. Bagel? Bloomberg? Bike Messenger?
The Monks - Boys Are Boys and Girls Are Choice
stupid acronyms i didn't know (until today)
idk
lmao
ily
gl
lls
overheard (williamsburg... of course)
girl: well i liked it because i'm into american history.
guy: ugh. it's so boring.
girl: i've been to all museums of presidents' houses. like monticello. it's facinating to me, it's so alive.
guy: yeah well i've been to all the chateau's in france.
girl: i guess i'm boring.... my family are civil war reenactors, they are all super in to it.
guy: it's just all so stupid. like "this happened 100 years ago blah blah blah"
me: [head explodes]
The Dead Weather - So Far From Your Weapon
tech support
Mom: Okay now I need to figure out how to exit.
Mandy: You mean quit iPhoto right? It's in the iPhoto menu-
Mom: No I mean quit the whole computer. Like turn it off. Ohhh I can just close it! Then I won't have to wait for it to start up at my meeting.
Mandy: Uhh, yeah you can do that. But eventually you need to learn how to shut it down.
The Current →
From the website: The Current began broadcasting in 2005 as a non-commercial, member-supported radio station based in Minneapolis / St. Paul, heard on 89.3 KCMP FM. Since then, the station has grown into a far-reaching community with members and listeners joining in from around the world. The Current brings listeners the best authentic new music alongside the music that inspired it, from local to...
heather made this and it's funny →
