mandy's guidebook, journal & atlas of the internet: Archive

text messages

Mandy: Being at the grocery store with Bob is like shopping with a little kid.
Mom: Tell bob he cant spend all my money
Mandy: No not spending a lot he just is easily distracted by brightly colored things.

Dec 1st

Nov 30th

Uncle John: This facebook thing is the biggest waste of time I've ever seen in my life. 
Mandy: Maybe I'll make you a profile.  
John: No.
Mandy: I'll request as many people as I can think of.  
John: Seriously mark my words, I will get you back. And it will hurt. 
Mandy: Why didn't I think of this sooner, this is an awesome idea. I think I will call it Uncle John Goeller, I think you might attract a following. 
John: What scares me is that you could do that and I would never know the difference.
Mandy: I have a lot of useful photos you know.
John: I'm sure. 
Mandy: Great photos like you mooning the camera and other embarassing photos.  
John: Mandy...  Seriously I will kill you.

Nov 30th

Nov 28th

Neutral Milk Hotel - Gardenhead/Leave Me Alone

Nov 26th

Nov 25th

Watch

For Devon, Aura and my neighbor Michel (via Google Video)

Nov 25th

http://www.nasa.gov/mov/194204main_goes-20071024-sm... →

Nov 25th

kt: what kind of monitor do you have?
ak: heart
kt: cunt
ak: respitory
kt: dick
ak: blood pressure
kt: so cute

Nov 25th

“You may not copy, reverse engineer, decompile, disassemble, translate, modify or...”

– Google Maps Help

Nov 25th

Nov 24th

Nov 23rd

Nov 20th

Contents of my fridge stew

2 pound of chicken, cubed Some garlic Sea salt Olive oil Chululus Coconut milk Green Thai curry Brussel sprouts Broccoli

Nov 20th

Nov 19th

ATW: He's [DMX] going to jail for a long time.

Me: I know. I'm sad. I thought we were going to build a life together.

Nov 19th

Nov 18th

“The Blaring Car Stereo Factor - The stereos on our chromed out SUVs blast the...”

– Who’s Better, Who’s Best? Bed-Stuy vs. Bushwick | Bed-Stuy Blog

Nov 17th

Say Goodbye to BlackBerry? If Obama Has to, Yes He... →

hes so sesssy djlindalovely: I had no idea that Presidents were not allowed to correspond through email. This is one reason I would never consider running for such an office.

Nov 16th